A L(IF)e equation.

I was inspired by @PostSecret's tweet today:

My wife & I realized how boring our lives are when we got too excited with our new coffee maker. We came up with an equation to express it.

coffee maker excitement = (life - interesting) :: Do you have any life equations? I'll RT some that you send me.

So I was thinking, what's the equation for infertility?

I offer the following (mind you, my math is crap):

Infertility = Hope ((The way you thought it would be ÷ Things don't go as planned) - Doin' it the old fashioned way)

Or, to demonstrate it more visually:

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I enjoy the chance to use my humor tag when I can.