Dear Wanda*

Dear Wanda*,

Thanks for poking that pocket of newly discovered endo today as deeply and as uncomfortably as possible during our 15 minute tryst this morning. (Also- thanks for wearing a condom; we can never take our love for granted in this day and age.) All of the pain that I was having last week that disappeared early this week has now come back with a vengeance, such that Advil barely touches it. Thanks. I feel totally awesome up in my girlie bits right now. We should do this again sometime.

xoxo,
Miriam

*Not her real name.